I have to stop listening to my penis Listening to my penis I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis I should be studying and working hard My future depends on this, this is bizarre Why am I standing in this noisy club Where people are "Hey, what the fuck" This doesn't make sense, I hate this place 12 dollar drinks and a shitty DJ Obnoxious douchebags and easy girls Oh yeah, that's why I'm here, the easy girls I can't believe that it has come to this Doing all this just to cum is ridiculous I know I sound sexist, but I'm a feminist But the problem is my dick is an idiot When it comes to arguments, he always wins Rationality can not compete with orgasms I lost my train of thought, this girl's so hot Oh here I go again, I have to stop Listening to my penis Listening to my penis I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis I hate this girl, why am I talking to her? She's a horrible person but my mind's a blur 'Cause she's wearing a skirt and a push-up bra God damn her in that push-up bra My mind keeps telling me to walk away "Jon, just go home and masturbate Don't waste your money and your time With this really dissing girl That you don't even like" But my dick is like "Hey! I'm here to stay!
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We were having the kind of low-key sex that longtime couples sometimes have. At a certain point, she grabbed my dick and bent it, smiling mischievously, all a joke. She was the type of person who was always pushing the limits to see what she could get away with. We eventually broke up, and a few months later, I started to notice I was having trouble getting hard, for the first time in my life.